ArraNGER0X's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[USA vs. Japan]

Nice try, but don't light up that cigar, kiddo...

Good try, I'm sure you'll improve. I can't believe that you are actually going to have some of that language in a school project. You guys are going to be in some deep doodoo, DEEP DOODOO. All of the stereotypes were very funny, the whole cartoon was hilarious. You may want to learn a little japanese or official language, the next time you make a flick for any culture. Good research on the atom bombs, it's cool that you showed the different types and how they operate. Pretty funny, keep 'em coming.

suppi responds:

ur a smooth talker, you are.

ps i got an a+ on this

[The Matrix Retarded]

The Humor really pulled you out of the hot water!

LOL. Funny as a fire department in hell! Loved the whole Valve-Steam humor. This should have been called, The Valvtrix or Steamtrix.

DazFromTaz responds:

Heh, well flash animation isn't my strong point. Check out my 3D clocks though!

[How-Many-Men have to die?]

You get a blam, and a 1 for basic flash knowledge.

Don't submit this work again. Newgrounds is for hard-working flash artists, not politcians. It was a slide show with music, whooopty-fucking-do. Waste your time doing something productive for yourself. I'm glad you ask questions about why we are over in Iraq, our troops don't belong there, but they are in Iraq. It's too bad that our president does not lead us in the front lines. The Bush Administration is full of bullies fighting bullies. Every person that dies in this war has been wasted. How does it feel to be wasted and expendable? Just ask any rotten corpse created by this mess, they'll tell you the same thing. "I'm dead now, I have nothing to gain."

DrPlaid responds:

I agree with what you said about me making a pretty basic flash. Although I'm not a politician. Thanks for the review. This was just something I felt compelled to do. I really don't care if people don't view it as a good flash movie, it was the message and these reviews that I cared about. You're right, the next movie I will make will take some more time and effort as far as animation is concerned

[Dedicated to Lauren]

Average...

Ok Graphics, animation, idea, and cinematography, but it lacked something special. Poor choice of music as well, if your flash is about endless love, then you may want to use a song that expresses positive love. My Immortal is really about feelings of regression. You have the mind of a director in his cinematic infancy, which means you are on the right track, you just need some more experience. Keep it up, and good luck! *Ding*

zio-nin responds:

Lol. Thanks man. Sorry about the choice of music. My Immortal may be about regression, but she loves the song, and she absolutely loved it when I showed it to her. I guess it worked out both ways, hm? Thanks for the review!

[If I Could Nuke the World]

Aaaw, fuck it! You deserve a 5 & 10

I've seen a lot of shitty flashy work throughout the history of the Flash portal, and seeing flash of this caliber is a delightful treat. Jesse, you have a talent for mixxxing up what's been dropped on your plate. Nice Animation, Great Graphics, nice work. Very imaginative song. Sometimes blowing up the world seems like the best option for humanity.

FemJesse responds:

Damn straight! There can't be peace until there's only one left.
I must say I was nervous when I read "I've seen a lot of shitty flash" you really zinged me for a sec. I was gonna be like "Oh no I put 15 hours into it and people don't like it!" but now I'm not... or something! Hah!

[We Didn't Start The Fire*]

Right Idea, Wrong Style.

First off, as a flash artist you need to get a better attitude. I've read through your profile. If someone (like me) Blams your work, most likely, it means that you need to improve, a lot. Art is another word for skill, and has been since the days of latin. This website is for ARTISTS to submit their work, and not to decay the foundation of hard-working flash artists. This movie has showcased very little skill, and I think you need to hit the drawing board again. Try harder and harder, until your overall score improves. You should want to master your work, do not expect people to succumb to your will, because they will not. I did not blam you to be a jerk, I blammed you because you need to grow. Thanks for reading.

PantsAndSandals responds:

well i looked at your profile too and it looks like your a fucking noob and noobs with bad attitude and no flashes are pieces of shit and mabey if i had enough time to do flashes i would make it better but i dont cuz im too busy throwing parties and hanging with friends so thanks for reading fucker >0

[Poor Monkey]

Crap X 2!!!

Well, it's one thing to make crap, it's another to copy crap. Which makes this movie crap x 2. We've seen this before, it's called Weebl's Flash, and that is just as bad. It's as if a dog shit in the same spot, and everyone takes the time out to smell the crap. A lot of people (Teens and some adults with the agendas of 5 year olds) who frequent this site give good scores to flash such as this and that Weebl Character, and this is alarming. I now believe the British or anyone near the UK should be banned from submitting to Newgrounds. I remember when Newgrounds was a very mature site only. The flash contained within, mainly created by Tom Fulp, was filled with sick, adult humor. I hope to see Newgrounds stoop to level again sometime in the future. Hey Teletubby Dickheads, grow a brain!

ashens responds:

Cryptofascist.

[Pico VS Zombies DoD]

Well done, brother!

Simply amazing, you managed to pull off every trick in the book on this one. Not only was the Flash work incredible, but the sound, the timing...man, you name it. You, definitely have a pro-edge, better than some pros, I should say. NOW THIS IS FUCKING FLASH, NEWGROUNDS STYLE!!! Your score should be a 5/5, and you deserve front page, but I realize that some just don't know any better. Mercy on them. All my 5 are belong to this!

SickDeathFiend responds:

Rock on

[_millix_loves banana]

Heheheheh, that was fun.

Good animation, Photo-painting skills, and great humor! But who in the fuck is Millix? I'm assuming it was the guy with the mole.

eddiebalin responds:

Who the fuck is _millix_?

That's exactly what I sed when he gave me his furst shitty revew.

"Who the fuck is millix???"

The ansur is nobody. Nobody at all.

[World of Diablo part 6]

Ya don't fuck with the dead-ly!

Ok, man, you really need to find a talented flash artist to at least make this a little more enjoyable to the eye. Another thing, please enhance the animation and the sound, it was completely off. Did you guys get high while you were making this piece? With so many great flash artists submitting their works to the portal, you will have to beef up your skills to compete. I think it was a great effort, but you need much more. I liked the comical approach to Diablo, I do think you need to add more thought into the jokes though. And one last thing, the Necromancer is the best character in Diablo by far, so he needs to be the most powerful in the next episode, oh yeah, have him accompanied by some really hot "living-dead" girls.

night-raider responds:

you! are a MORON! i dont care if you tried to sound constructive. you are an idiot whos wasting both your time and mine! The necromancer, whehter or not hes powerful in the game does not matter! HE IS NOT A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE ENTIRE NECROMANCER RACE, HE IS A SINGLE DUMBASS WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE CHOSEN THE NECROMANCER CLASS. living dead girls? no. there are alot of shitty flash animators out there and evne more no name people come out and bash someone elses hard work. graphics are not important to a movie. they do not matter to me. i do not care for graphics. i care for script writing, humour, and original jokes! you havnt seen that and thus you give a bad review due to graphics that arent fucking xombie! (dont get me wrong, i like xombies one liners) please.. learn there are more important things than looks.